Male Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Victor hugo so instead of feeling old and frustrated one should make the most of this occasion.

Male funny 50th birthday slogans.

Fun is like life insurance. I can t believe i m 50. I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience. Happy birthday you old buzzard.

Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. 49 maybe but never 50. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice. Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age.

Franklin pierce adams. 50 is the five perfect 10s. Here we have shared some best funny birthday wishes for men friends brother sister boyfriend girlfriend. Old age is like underwear.

You can edit this funny birthday wishes for men with your own word. Melanie white 2. This funny birthday wishes quotes messages you can attach to your birthday greeting card. May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest.

So relax and enjoy. A bunch of funny 50th birthday jokes of course. Happy birthday men turn up til. As you grow older it will avoid you.

50th birthday quotes about middle age. Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh.

Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. You should be 10 times that excited. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.

Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3. It took me 50 years to look this good. 50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old. Funny 50th birthday quotes for men here you will find the funniest and most hilarious birthday.

Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. I can clearly remember my childhood but i can t remember where i put my keys. Fifty is a weird age.

It creeps up on you anon. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50. I can t remember what i forgot so don t ask. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.

Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. The older you get the more it costs. Hi ho hi ho its over the hill you go. Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.